sushinfood:

vvankinq:

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

dear god

i’m 28 and never knew this

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waluiqi:

i just went on facebook and

image

(Source: waluiqi, via fake-mermaid)

j5h:

kids who stare piss me off like do u wanna fight

(Source: j6, via fake-mermaid)

mormonvevo:

fuck you ↑ you ↖ you ↗ you ↙ you → you ↓ you ↩ you ↪ you ↬ you ↫ you ↪ you ↩ you ↲ you ↯ you ↱ you ↰ you ↷ you ↳ you ↶ you ↴ you ↵ and you ↺ 

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puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

image

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quecono:

kyapii:

dieperfektion:

hey-key:

are you sure they’re not a hip-hop group

😂😂😂

Die Mannschaft returns with their hit songs
We Are The Champions 
I Swear We’re Actually Married ft. Mario Gotze and Marco Reus
I Don’t Want To Stay In The Box ft. Manuel Neuer
Manu Stay In The Box
Bye Bye Bye ft. Philipp Lahm, Per Mertesacker, and Miroslav Klose
Nutella Love ft. Manuel Neuer
Hit Me With Your Best Shot ft. Bastian Schweinsteiger
I’ve Fallen (Again) And I Can’t Get Up (Again) ft. Thomas Muller
Wait What Happened???  ft. Christoph Kramer
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quecono:

kyapii:

dieperfektion:

hey-key:

are you sure they’re not a hip-hop group

😂😂😂

Die Mannschaft returns with their hit songs

  • We Are The Champions 
  • I Swear We’re Actually Married ft. Mario Gotze and Marco Reus
  • I Don’t Want To Stay In The Box ft. Manuel Neuer
  • Manu Stay In The Box
  • Bye Bye Bye ft. Philipp Lahm, Per Mertesacker, and Miroslav Klose
  • Nutella Love ft. Manuel Neuer
  • Hit Me With Your Best Shot ft. Bastian Schweinsteiger
  • I’ve Fallen (Again) And I Can’t Get Up (Again) ft. Thomas Muller
  • Wait What Happened???  ft. Christoph Kramer
  • Plus a bonus polka remixes

COMING OUT IN iTUNES AND MUSIC STORES NEAR YOU

The deluxe edition includes music videos to all the songs plus a commentary from Jogi Low

(via normalplaces)

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

(via fake-mermaid)

congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

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which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

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which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet

(via hanniboob-lecter)